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Batman at the Maternity Ward

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Minority Report

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'If anybody here knows why these two should not be wed...'

Miami Mice

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'Not much cop are you!'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Police lineup