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Batman at the Maternity Ward

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Miami Mice

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

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"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'Not much cop are you!'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

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