Crime Show Fans Gifts

'I'm a criminal lawyer.' 'I'm a criminal accountant.'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

Alternative drug deal gone bad.

'It appears the weapon used was a glue gun.'

'I had to do it, Doc.He kept wanting to float to the top.'

The not-so great escape!

'We get this every Halloween!'

'Well, you would have gotten away if you hadn't photobombed my mug shot!'

"Lets take a cab. I can afford it."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Police film evidence

"#notguilty."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Miami Mice

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Cat points to the dog who injured him, at a police station.