Crime Show Fans Prints

'I'm a criminal lawyer.' 'I'm a criminal accountant.'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

CSI Elementary School. They matched the prints on the ball that broke the window to my finger painting.

Alternative drug deal gone bad.

'It appears the weapon used was a glue gun.'

'I had to do it, Doc.He kept wanting to float to the top.'

The not-so great escape!

'We get this every Halloween!'

'Well, you would have gotten away if you hadn't photobombed my mug shot!'

"Lets take a cab. I can afford it."

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Minority Report

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Police film evidence

"#notguilty."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

Miami Mice

He loves the water.

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.