Crime And Compost Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I feel guilty about this, Nicky. We really should be composting."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Food waste with recycling symbol

The Philip Marlow family

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Mulch madness"

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Bird nesting in the garden.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

'Make it look like an accident.'

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

Police Lineup Escape

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

How's this mulch for improving my soil? Not good. It's full of toxic wood chips. They poison the dirt and don't decompose. Just what I need. Subprime loam.

The stuff of Legend.

The timing doesn't work for eco-club to start a garden. I have a better idea. Build a compost bin. You can recycle the school's leaves and grass clippings. You'll have good soil for a garden next spring. That's not enough time for college admissions essays. Write about the trauma of delayed gratification. Never heard of it.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'