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"I feel guilty about this, Nicky. We really should be composting."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

The Philip Marlow family

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Mulch madness"

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Bird nesting in the garden.

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'I think I can solve our budget problem with the color scanner, color laser printer and this twenty-dollar bill!'

Police Lineup Escape

'Make it look like an accident.'

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

A convict escaping during the press scrum

The stuff of Legend.

Exposed and imprisoned.

The Mafia Goes Green.

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."