Cricket Coach Gifts

'Remember - no short deliveries.'

"Gentlemen... I have the answer!"

'Myopic amputee school girls 2nd XI v's England' Damn it, when are we going to get some decent opposition?

Boy asking his Grandpa to straighten his hat as the school cricket team captain passes.

'We're giving all the players cigarette lighters. . . Because you lose so many matches.'

Cricket roller accident.

'Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning.'

Sign on door reads "Sri - Lankan School of Umpiring. Not out."

"I was thinking of bowling a bouncer but it may infringe his human rights!"

For God's Sake - Try Dibley from the pavilion end

"Good grief Betty, that's just the sort of pace the Test Selectors are looking for."

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"He has a hundred runs against his name. That's his bowling of course."

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

I like the Jets...I guess

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Reach for the Star.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Go team!

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'