Cretaceous Cruiser Gifts

'Oh yeah? Well yesterday, I caught one this big!'

Cimafunk

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"I'd rather be at the office."

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

Marriage Guidance / Travel Agent

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'What's your fish finder say?'

'How was your ski trip?'

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

'There's no place to go on this planet.'

'I'll bet you fifty dollars that you can't stop gambling' Colour

"You can tell me. They're all knock-offs...RIGHT?"

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

"They didn't tell us this blues cruise actually gives you the blues."

'It was nothing personal, Joe. I merely asked whether a card was missing.'

Beware of Everything.

"I'm not really driven. A dead-end job would be fine."

We're driftwood, Bob. We're supposed to feel washed up.

A witch gives an astronaut a ride while an alien rides on a magic carpet.

'Keno?...Keno?'

'Why open a savings account? Look at all that change in the ashtray.'

You do know the skateboard was invented by the devil.