Cretaceous Cruiser Mugs

'Oh yeah? Well yesterday, I caught one this big!'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

"I'd rather be at the office."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

Marriage Guidance / Travel Agent

'What's your fish finder say?'

'How was your ski trip?'

Early Learning - Stabilizers for Roller blades

'There's no place to go on this planet.'

'I'll bet you fifty dollars that you can't stop gambling' Colour

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

'It was nothing personal, Joe. I merely asked whether a card was missing.'

"You can tell me. They're all knock-offs...RIGHT?"

Beware of Everything.

"I'm not really driven. A dead-end job would be fine."

A witch gives an astronaut a ride while an alien rides on a magic carpet.

'Keno?...Keno?'

'Why open a savings account? Look at all that change in the ashtray.'

Golfing with God: I shot at 85 today. Hey, I shot an 18

Luck Accounted For