Cremation Service Gifts

Personalized Bronze Crematory Urns

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"This is our soft opening."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

Canape?

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Burnt or Raw?

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

A Woman Holding Canapes

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Time for Tea!

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

'Can I have flies with that'