Credit Hog Gifts

"I can't take all the credit for this great quarter... but I will anyway."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

'Wait a minute....!

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'Please send us an optimist to run the sales department, and a pessimist to run the credit department.'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"I take it your credit score has gone up?"

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

For a bear, this was a good day. 'Congratulations! Your credit was approved.'

Big City Bank Loan manager

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...'

"Your credit score is lower than your golf score, even with your handicap."

'Walk softly and carry a twenty million dollar credit line from Chase.'

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'

Moody downgrades Portugal.

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

A man gets attacked by his credit report.

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

"Your payment? . . . I'm just sending it to you by special courier!"

'Maybe we can borrow some money from China.'

"I see you've listed as three credit references your three bali bondsmen."

'Credit is a wonderful gimmick that lets you start at the bottom and dig yourself into a hole.'

'You want a loan, you say? Ha, Ha, that's a good one!....Where in the world did you hear that banks made loans?!'

'Your credit score is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem being fitted for an electronic ankle cuff.'

Walking a fine line of debt.

Bank tightens credit lending.