Conversation Hog Gifts

'Anyway enough about me. Let's talk about my job instead.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"They’re real."

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Bar Therapy

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

"She can be outspoken."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

"Have you given your daughter the 'Why Buy The Cow When You Can Get The Milk For Free' speech?"

'Mind you, this isn't a secret I'd tell just everybody.'

'Let's go some place where we can walk.'

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"If I had my life to live over again, I'd unlearn macrame."

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'

"I'll have to go, we've been talking for ages"

Lady praises date for being a good conversationalist.

"Nice talking to you."

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

'What have you got to say for yourself? Or would you rather hear about me?'

Taxi Debates

"Hi. My name is Jonathan, and I'll be your analyst today."

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

The Original Drone