Credit Hero Gifts

"I take it your credit score has gone up?"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

Run in the Family

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Dog Beginning For A Loan

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'It's your debt to society.'

"I can't take all the credit for this great quarter... but I will anyway."

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

They stole your identity, but after seeing your credit score, they gave it back.

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

For a bear, this was a good day. 'Congratulations! Your credit was approved.'

'You're ambitious I see!'

ACME Exterminators, you name it, we'll kill it.

'I want to borrow 1% of that 700 billion.'

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

Big City Bank Loan manager

'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...'

"Your credit score is lower than your golf score, even with your handicap."

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'

Faith Based Credit.

Moody downgrades Portugal.

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'

'A credit card company has told us not to bother to apply. We're pre-disapproved.'