Credit Hog T-Shirts

"I can't take all the credit for this great quarter... but I will anyway."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

'Wait a minute....!

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'Anything good on?' TV replies 'No.'

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'Please send us an optimist to run the sales department, and a pessimist to run the credit department.'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"I take it your credit score has gone up?"

"I know I'm not using all the chair but I don't do sub-leases!"

For a bear, this was a good day. 'Congratulations! Your credit was approved.'

Big City Bank Loan manager

"My solicitor tells me I have grounds for a divorce. You're a control freak."

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

'You're part of the 6% we won't be lending money to...'

'Walk softly and carry a twenty million dollar credit line from Chase.'

"Your credit score is lower than your golf score, even with your handicap."

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'

Moody downgrades Portugal.

A man gets attacked by his credit report.

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"Your payment? . . . I'm just sending it to you by special courier!"

'Maybe we can borrow some money from China.'

"I see you've listed as three credit references your three bali bondsmen."

'Credit is a wonderful gimmick that lets you start at the bottom and dig yourself into a hole.'

'You want a loan, you say? Ha, Ha, that's a good one!....Where in the world did you hear that banks made loans?!'

'Your credit score is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem being fitted for an electronic ankle cuff.'

Walking a fine line of debt.

Bank tightens credit lending.