Credit Comics Fan Gifts

All your credit references are fine, but our handwriting analyst looked at your application and....

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Grace For Flies

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Super Heroes.

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Bless You."

Suffering from Cooties?

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

The prying mantis,

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'