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"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Grace For Flies

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Fish hunting for men.

Super Heroes.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Bless You."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

The prying mantis,

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Suffering from Cooties?

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.