Comic Literature Fan T-Shirts

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop Man! You're a fitness instructor now! Yes, I guide my clients through a program of strength and endurance tanning! Muscle mess is increased with progressively bigger bar bills. And each person has a set heart rot target. I guarantee everybody will end up with a great beached body this summer! Just make sure you're there to roll them back in the water, M-Man!

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

International Women's Day

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Billy. The Kid.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Early photobombing

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Look! No hands!"

Superheroes take a selfie

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Window Treatment

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain