Creative Calculator Gifts

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

First aid in mountains

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Creative department

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"Things are looking up!"

Building Blocks.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Jerry Lordan

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

Wallpapering with Nails

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"I thought you were so big on creativity!"

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

Man using an entrance canopy as an umbrella

'The dog ate my homework but it can be presented nonetheless because he's a passable ventriloquist.'

'We need to dance around this issue. Get me someone from the choreography department.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"He's made our of mud. Since it hasn't snowed, I had to improvise."

"Look at all these flies! Gracie, did you keep the door closed like I asked you to?"