Creative Solver Gifts

Principal with 'budget cuts' in-tray and 'creative solutions' out-tray.

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

First aid in mountains

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Creative department

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Innovative

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"