Artful Problem Solver Gifts

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

First aid in mountains

'What's wrong now?'

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Creative department

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Innovative

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"