Artistic Problem Solver Gifts

"It's the cutback in funding. They say he's cheap and versatile."

'Your knee is totally messed up. But don't worry. We'll erase it, draw a new one...'

"We can't afford both Music and Art in our curriculum. So, we compromised."

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

First aid in mountains

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Creative department

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Innovative

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"