Artistic Problem Solver Pillows

"It's the cutback in funding. They say he's cheap and versatile."

'Your knee is totally messed up. But don't worry. We'll erase it, draw a new one...'

"We can't afford both Music and Art in our curriculum. So, we compromised."

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

' A good idea '

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

First aid in mountains

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Creative department

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Innovative

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"