Playful Problem Solver Gifts

Child using a fishing line to extract a tooth.

Conflict Resolution Centre

Uh-oh, Bob, you got paste and match! Right hand option, left hand up arrow, right food command, left foot V. Keyboard Shortcuts Twister.

"Got any ribbed condoms? No, buy an ordinary one and slip in a handful of frozen peas."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

First aid in mountains

'What's wrong now?'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Creative department

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Innovative

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Fittd shēt

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'