Cautious Calculator Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who’s a cautious calculator? Celebrate their love for meticulous planning and detail-oriented minds with our range of witty and charming products. Perfect for those who value accuracy and thoughtful decision-making, our collection offers humorous and inspiring items that reflect their careful nature and creative spirit.

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All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters mockup

All Eggs in One Basket world headquarters

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"I dunno, looks like a trap."

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"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side." mockup

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

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For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

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"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing." mockup

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

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'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.' mockup

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

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'Oh yeah, well your dad may have a better calculator, but my dad can add without one.'

'Oh yeah, well your dad may have a better calculator, but my dad can add without one.' mockup

'Oh yeah, well your dad may have a better calculator, but my dad can add without one.'

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"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen." mockup

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

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"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..." mockup

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

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Tortoise Goes For A Swim

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"Looks very promising. Put us down for one half of one share."

"Looks very promising. Put us down for one half of one share." mockup

"Looks very promising. Put us down for one half of one share."

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Them/ Us

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"Measure twice. Wipe once."

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"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet." mockup

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

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"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word." mockup

"Okay, guys. Don't open your chutes till I give the word."

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'You have to learn arithmetic in case your computer crashes.'

'You have to learn arithmetic in case your computer crashes.' mockup

'You have to learn arithmetic in case your computer crashes.'

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"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?" mockup

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

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'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.' mockup

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

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Half a loaf is better than none.. mockup

Half a loaf is better than none..

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'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.'

'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.' mockup

'Mom says if you're going to buy anything online,I'm supposed to make sure it's a secure site.'

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Don't do it, kid. Think. Think.

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"Just relax. Your investments are so safe you'll be worth a million dollars if you live to be 169."

"Just relax. Your investments are so safe you'll be worth a million dollars if you live to be 169." mockup

"Just relax. Your investments are so safe you'll be worth a million dollars if you live to be 169."

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'I'm a nervous investor so I asked my broker to dilute my market risk. My broker put me into a hedge fund of hedge funds of hedge funds.'

'I'm a nervous investor so I asked my broker to dilute my market risk. My broker put me into a hedge fund of hedge funds of hedge funds.' mockup

'I'm a nervous investor so I asked my broker to dilute my market risk. My broker put me into a hedge fund of hedge funds of hedge funds.'

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Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich and make it cheese.

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich and make it cheese. mockup

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich and make it cheese.

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"She wants to make sure we don't lose her money..."

"She wants to make sure we don't lose her money..." mockup

"She wants to make sure we don't lose her money..."

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"Judging by the belt and suspenders, I sense you're a risk averse investor."

"Judging by the belt and suspenders, I sense you're a risk averse investor." mockup

"Judging by the belt and suspenders, I sense you're a risk averse investor."

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"Happy New Year"

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Beware of Everything.

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'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.' mockup

'When it comes to investing, I'm not bullish or bearish... I'm chickenish.'

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BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know.

BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know. mockup

BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know.

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My 35 years of experience tell me your tolerance for risk is low...

My 35 years of experience tell me your tolerance for risk is low... mockup

My 35 years of experience tell me your tolerance for risk is low...

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"I think he's gone a bit OTT with the social distancing!"

"I think he's gone a bit OTT with the social distancing!" mockup

"I think he's gone a bit OTT with the social distancing!"

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"Our low risk portfolio concerns extend to sanding off all the sharp corners."

"Our low risk portfolio concerns extend to sanding off all the sharp corners." mockup

"Our low risk portfolio concerns extend to sanding off all the sharp corners."

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The Secret of Long Life...

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"Wait! That's not a decimal point! It's a dead fly!"

"Wait! That's not a decimal point! It's a dead fly!" mockup

"Wait! That's not a decimal point! It's a dead fly!"

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Cautious Calculator Gifts Collection

Cautious Calculator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for cautious calculators—witty, charming, and built for everyday moments.

Cautious Calculator Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows that celebrate meticulous minds with humor and style.

Cautious Calculator Prints

Discover prints that showcase the creative side of cautious calculators—perfect for brightening any space.

Cautious Calculator T-Shirts

Browse our clever t-shirts designed for cautious thinkers—casual, fun, and full of personality.