Creative Applicators Gifts

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

"Young Frankenstein"

Build a Raft

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Baby reaching food using building blocks.

'I hope you have planning permission for that?'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

Prehistoric Modern Art

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Trainset

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

Tracey Emin's Bed

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

Dog Walker

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

'Kip paints caves.'

Toilet Art.

'I need to practice painting the human figure, MOM! Models cost money!"

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'