Crawling Champs Gifts

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Family working together

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Man and dog on treadmills.

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"It's been a rainy winter."

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

Alien Arcade

Coronavirus Warriors

Pinterest shaming

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

'Why can't you spoil me like other parents spoil their kids?'

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

Playing an arcade machine

Banana Arcade Game

Her older brothers always made her go down to the basement first. She wasn't afraid. The monster wasn't down there. It was upstairs, under her bed.

Curling & curling while curling.

"And thus the hunters become the hunted."

"O.K., Peter, time to go."

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

I told you, when you chisel a statue, start at the top.

Snake Scout Jamboree

'So I still haven't met anyone else who has a blow dryer that requires two people.'