Curling Champion Gifts

Curling & curling while curling.

"It's been a rainy winter."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Music Student

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Hairstyles

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Olympics create interest in curling.

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

GURLERS

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

Curling Rocks!

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

Christmas choir

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

'It certainly is a big one!'

A day of domestics...

How to communicate with a man.

'I hate it when she gets perms'