Curling Champion Pillows

Curling & curling while curling.

"It's been a rainy winter."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Music Student

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Hairstyles

Olympics create interest in curling.

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

GURLERS

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Curling Rocks!

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

Christmas choir

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

'It certainly is a big one!'

How to communicate with a man.

A day of domestics...

"Hey - we could do with another light bulb. . !"

New broom

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'