Curve Champion Pillows

Full-Figure Skater

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Family working together

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

A Learning Curve.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

There! What are the posters? Eco club is promoting walking, biking or bussing to school. That's a good way to save gas! I'm so glad you agree! I need a ride to get them to school!

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"It's been a rainy winter."

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

A day of domestics...

"You must be married, and well trained."

"Hey - we could do with another light bulb. . !"

How to communicate with a man.

New broom

'You're on our turf, this is poet's corner.' 'It may be your corner, friend, but it's on writers block.'