Crafty Tv Lover Gifts

Woman Knitting Over the TV.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Einsteiners.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV-Man

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Make your resolutions achievable.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Solar Panel

The Old Time Television Channel

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"