Crafty Tv Lover Prints

Woman Knitting Over the TV.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

TV-Man

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Make your resolutions achievable.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Solar Panel

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

The Old Time Television Channel

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"