Craft Star Gifts

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Arts and crafts

National Academy of Sport

A woman playing a keyboard

Man running

Multitool Knife

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

THEATRICAL AGENCY, 'We have an opening to do some commercials - How'd you like to be the LEAST interesting man in the world?'

'I had a cough at the time!'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'Relax. I've come for your high yield 30 year Treasury bonds. They're about to expire.'

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

Sportknitting

Pottery

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"Forget consumer confidence, what we need is consumer gullibility."

T-Rex Track Relay Problem

'I ran into a whittler.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'