Craft Beer Yogi T-Shirts

"Do you guys serve beer?"

A Good Batch.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'Malty tasking.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

California Beverages Map

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

'I brew it myself.'

Real Beer People

"Tap anywhere to begin."

Beer Lunch

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'