Craft Beer Visionary T-Shirts

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

A Good Batch.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Do me next."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Joined at the hipster.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Bottle Distillery

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'Malty tasking.'

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"