Craft Beer Visionary Pillows

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

A Good Batch.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"Do me next."

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Beer Stall

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'Malty tasking.'

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

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