Vodka Visionary Pillows

'And you moved into abstract expressionism when you started drinking 3 bottles of vodka a day.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Do me next."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'I don't like to take chances.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Non Thought For The Day.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'In the interests of full disclosure, federal law now requires me to inform you that I own shares in the winery whose product I am serving this evening.'

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Nouveau wine

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

Perfect Match

“He runs the top Virtual Reality company in the world. In fact, that’s not really him.”

The Music Lover.

Your start-up team

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Pottery

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

Louise Glück

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Seamus Heaney.

'None for me, thanks. It might improve my mood.'

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

The Goodman Dynasty