Craft Beer Conjurers T-Shirts

"It's one of those microbrews."

A Good Batch.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Late BroomStick

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Needs salt!'

Joined at the hipster.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Ghostbasters 3

Bottle Distillery

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'Malty tasking.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

California Beverages Map

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"