Craft Beer Conjurers Mugs

"It's one of those microbrews."

A Good Batch.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Late BroomStick

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

'Needs salt!'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

Bottle Distillery

Witch's Brew.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Ghostbasters 3

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Malty tasking.'

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

California Beverages Map

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."