Cpr Instructor Gifts

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"Hey, you teach C.P.R. your way, and I'll teach it mine.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Dog yoga

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Meditation

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"Showoff"

The trim reaper

'Fitness guru.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.