Cpr Instructor Pillows

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"Hey, you teach C.P.R. your way, and I'll teach it mine.'

Resusci Annie takes a well-earned vacation.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Dog yoga

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Be Healthy

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Yoga.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Meditation

"Showoff"

The trim reaper

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Do you really think shoulder-to-wheel and nose-to-grindstone are valid yoga positions?'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Fitness guru.'

Exercise Bars

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."