Cpr Enthusiast Gifts

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Dog Dreams

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

On the brink.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Being Serenading in Casualty

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Lab safety Rule No. 1

"The penicillin looks good."