Cpr Fanatic Gifts

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I need to tinkle."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

First aid departments

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Rugby Mad.

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

Lei-ing Hens

Why dogs hate CPR.

First aid and sculpture

"Crayons again?"

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

'Hello, Noah...the good news is, you're going on a cruise...the bad news is, you're going to need this!'

Institute of Infectious Diseases

"I'm not entirely convinced of your strategy as financial PR.."

'Everybody loves a clown ... 'cept the wife.'

'Funny old world, in'it?'

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"