Cpr Fanatic Pillows

Balloon giving CPR.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"I need to tinkle."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

First aid departments

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Circus. Clown Dept. You realize, of course, you'll have to share the company car.

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

Rugby Mad.

"Looks like a tragic accident Chief. Although how he could trip and fall under a road roller beats me."

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

First aid and sculpture

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

Lei-ing Hens

"Crayons again?"

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

Why dogs hate CPR.

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

'Hello, Noah...the good news is, you're going on a cruise...the bad news is, you're going to need this!'

"I'm not entirely convinced of your strategy as financial PR.."

Institute of Infectious Diseases

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

'Funny old world, in'it?'

'Everybody loves a clown ... 'cept the wife.'