Coaster Fanatic Pillows

'Believe me, he can handle it.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"I need to tinkle."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

No jay walking.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Child hooking into a television

Roads with a view.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"You have perhaps only. . . six hundred months to live!!!"

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

One giant bark for dogkind.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

"Well, all the qualifications are here; 'sit', 'stay', 'roll over', 'beg'…."

After this embarrassing incident, the woman who lived in a shoe finally checked herself into odor-eaters anonymous.

Reigning Cats and Dogs

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'