Coaster Fanatic Gifts

'Believe me, he can handle it.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"Google car."

"I need to tinkle."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

No jay walking.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Child hooking into a television

Roads with a view.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"You have perhaps only. . . six hundred months to live!!!"

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'How now, brown cow?'

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

One giant bark for dogkind.

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

Circus. Clown Dept. You realize, of course, you'll have to share the company car.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Reigning Cats and Dogs