Circus Fanatic Pillows

"Well, that was a birthday party the kids won't soon forget."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Judge: 'I will not have this courtroom be turned into a circus! ... no matter how fun it may be.'

The Clown Mafia

Clown with Big Feet

"Looks more like a working lunch if you ask me."

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

Sobriety Test for Circus Performers

The Russian Circus

Clown makes the doctor laugh.

'With a million dollar loan, I can make this flea circus work.'

"You really need to work on your chat-up technique Bobo."

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

"Kevin went on the theory that women like men who make them laff".

'Funny old world, in'it?'

'Everybody loves a clown ... 'cept the wife.'

Man on a trapeze

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

The Scottish lion tamer.

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

Jump, then wait. Only when she asks may you grab the Queen by the ankles.

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

'Who tied my shoelace together.'

Good Cop, Bad Clown: 'Ok, ok I'll tell you what you want! Just make that creepy clown stop staring at me!'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.