Cozy Comic Gifts

Home Sweet Mortgage (worth more than the house).

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Jim Carrey,

John Cleese.

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

Spike Milligan

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Home Working

Woody Allen

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

The Cartoonists

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Comedy course highlights fake nose

Alan Carr

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

'You said he wasn't a dirty comedian. This guy is filthy!'

Dawn French.

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

'I'm a Fringe performer.'

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

I dreamt I had a mustache.

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

"Your speech made the Wall Street Journal and Comedy Central."