Cozy Comic Gifts

Home Sweet Mortgage (worth more than the house).

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

Home Working

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Comedy course highlights fake nose

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

The Cartoonists

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

'I'm a Fringe performer.'

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

'I hope I don't catch cold from this. I'm trying to kick the baby aspirin habit.'

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"