Cozy Cells Aficionado Gifts

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Bookworm Sleepover

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Love is when you watch television together.

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Grade 2 Cellist

Moving in

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"I'm having a pajama day."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Today's love

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Baby blanket.

Biting Slippers.

Home Working

"Infinity scarf"

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Phone Mittens

'You'd better stop reading, Dad... you're making me sleepy.'

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Frigid Cold

"C'mere, space heater."

Cell Phone

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

'They're a very close family.'

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess