Cellular Canine Enthusiast Gifts

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Giraffe Selfie

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Dog playing VR fetch.

A dog and a robot dog

His Master's Data.

Cell Phone

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"He created Bitecoin."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Distracted dog walker.

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"New tricks CD Rom"

Where steel wool comes from.

"You've been out roaming again?"

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

'You get all the money and both cars? How is THAT fair?'

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"I chase my tail, roll in stuff, howl at the moon. What kind of life is that?"

"It's a cat-scanner."

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

"It's finally fur coat weather."

Beware of Blog

Buster's Blog.

"Wagging his tail used to mean he wanted to go for a walk. Now it means he wants to get on the computer."

Dog licking laptop.