Cowboy Communicator Gifts

Wild West Text Showdown

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"They're comfortable."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

High Riders of the Old West