Cowboy Communicator Mugs

Wild West Text Showdown

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"They're comfortable."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

High Riders of the Old West

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."