Court Verdict Gifts

Barristers

Wal-Mart Ruling

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

Justice 4 Ron

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"She left everything to you. But, the hamster is contesting the will."

Counsel examining witness

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

"take your best shot, counselor."

All-Purpose attorney has all his specialisation running away from him

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

'Luckily you caught it in time while you're still alive to sue.'

"Oh-oh, we're in trouble!"

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

"We the jury, find the defendant to be as guilty as he looks."

Decision on the flip of a coin...

"And finally for the record, the clerk of the court has odds of 6-4 guilty, 2-1 not guilty..."

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'